Friday 26 April 2013

TOP UP YOUR CV WITH A FOREIGN ACCENT!


 If you are abroad to study for a degree, under or post graduate, then a foreign accent might be the icing on your cv-cake.



 I dont know if you ever felt as irritated as I used to years ago, whenever I heard Nigerians trying to force a foreign accent. It was funny thing , and still is, that a person spends one and a half weeks for the first time in the UK and comes back sounding like he/she's just returned from Jamaica or America. These days, however,  I have gained a whole new perspective on the matter as learnt that a foreign accent just might be deciding factor of whether you get employed or not.

In Nigeria today, there are many radio and TV stations that will never employ you as an on air personality if you cannot break into a decent British or American accent  no matter, how terrfic a presenter you might be. And if you think it ends there, you are definitely very wrong.

there are whole websites dedicated to helping you sound 'foreign'

By my observation, you are more likely to be given audience by Nigerians at a firm, right from the gate man to the MD/CEO if you can engage them confidently in a foreign accent. In the Nigerian work environment, the accent works in your favour in two ways; first of all, it disarms people who would otherwise antagonise you. This is because people think strangers are mysterious and there's a part of us that wants to be helpful to them (This does not apply in all situations though, 'cos' having a foreign accent can also mean to some people that you are a 'mugu'  and make them want to cheat or misinform you).Secondly, employers are more likely to believe you can handle tasks for which you may have little or no experience. This is because your accent leads your employer to believe that you were studious and were able to interract with colleagues abroad. For many employers also, having an employee with a foreign accent, especially as their PR officer helps improve their company's image by showing sophistication and a global outlook. Its all psychological!

Clearly this is a global phenomenon!
Apart from discovering that you are less likely to acquire a genuine foreign accent after the age of 14, Studies done in the US also revealed that if you have a British accent, you are more likely to be taken seriously by employers in America and Vise versa as Americans tend to see the British accent as being more sophisticated, cultured and prestigious and the Brits see the American accent as more fascinating and person who speaks like an American as more likely to succeed in business.
In countries like India, great numbers of students are learning to speak English in American accent in order to improve their chances of getting jobs abroad.

There can also be downsides to getting a foreign accent though. For instance, how would you explain to an employer that you have never really lived in the UK yet you have a foreign accent? Some people would tend to look at you as a fraud if you do so.
When I asked a friend hell bent on learning a British accent (apperently, there are places in Nigeria you can learn..), he just said;
 "Well, you know you can just explain to your employer/interviewer that you have a global outlook on life, that you are focused and determined to succeed and will stop at no legitimate to make sure that you distinguish and add value to yourself and to any corporation who employs you".
Impressive! But I've since been meaning to ask him what accent would be best for this kind of explanation...l.o.l! And that's another issue right there: knowing when to and when not to whip out your foreign accent!

Do you believe in being 100% naija or Would you acquire a 'foreign' accent to land a Job?

HALOGEN OVENS- GET YOUR LIFE AND HEALTH BACK



The greatest thing about being alive in this age is that things get increasingly easier to do with the incessant improvements in technology.
One of the areas I enjoy seeing an improvement is in the area of cooking and one such innovation is the Halogen oven.

According to Daily mail, a UK online tabloid;
 "The table-top oven was developed using halogen heating elements, which convert electrical energy into intense heat. They also rely on infrared waves and an inbuilt high-performance fan, which helps circulate the intense halogen heat to cook the food as quickly as possible. The ovens themselves are much smaller than their conventional rivals ...."

Halogen ovens are not just the fancy glass cooking bowls that they are; they can help you save a ton of costs on health as well.
How?
Well, with halogen ovens, you can cook, grill and roast barbeque and fry without using oil, butter or any kind of fat. Yes it's true! So now you can make and enjoy healthy 'French fries' and other foods without the fear of gaining weight, diabetes, hypertension. This is because the halogen oven allows the meal stew in its own juices unlike conventional cooking methods which allow foods to soak up horrendous amounts of fats and grease. And the good news is, you can cook entire meals in just a couple of minutes
 So 
  • no oil
  • no fat  
  • saves time
  • self-cleaning
  • no need to defrost
Thinking of what to buy your parents on their wedding anniversary, your sister on her birthday or your friend who's getting married next weekend? this is the perfect gift because you are giving them their life and health back!

Did i at any point mention that my birthday is on the 13th of next month? *winks*

Click here to watch product demos.


Thursday 25 April 2013

MAKEUP ARTISTS SET TO WIN BIG IN FIRST EVER 'MBW' MAKEUP TALENT HUNT!




THE SEARCH IS ON FOR THE BEST UPCOMING MAKEUP ARTIST! 


MBW concepts presents PROFACE makeup artist competition. This competition creates a platform for upcoming makeup artists to showcase their talent and art like never before. Judged by veteran makeup artists who know the ART, this competition is definitely going to be a tough one. 


Date: June 2nd,2013.
Venue: Our Place, 7, Olufunmilola Okikiolu Street, Off Toyin Street, Ikeja.



All entries must be received by May 20th, 2013.

  • Include your full name and contact
  • 4 photos of your work
  • 2 sentences describing your makeup inspiration and style.

Wanna Get your brushes ON?


Enter at profacemua@gmail.com 
Ff @profacemua, 
www.profacemua.com
www.facebook.com/PROFACEMUA

VIP TICKETS
To be a VIP at the event to witness 15 makeup artists compete against one another,  call 08168251647 for your tickets now.Ticket: 5,000naira.
This ticket gives you access to a FREE mini makeup kit, a goodie bag, 'beauty bites', networking, makeup fun and so much more.



You don't wanna miss this opportunity!!!

DANGOTE CEMENT RECORDS 24% PROFIT RISE



Dangote cements yesterday released its financial reports for the year 2012, which included its performance in Ghana for the first time since getting listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange. 

The company's profit before tax showed an increase of 19.22% to from N113.78 billion in 2011 to  N135.65 billion in 2012, while their administrative expenses dropped by 56.7%-  from N22.9 billion in 2011 to N14.65 billion in 2012, a figure which FBN capital analysts said overshot their own modeled operations cost of N6.9 billion.

Shareholders will on the 3rd of June 2013 smile to the bank with N3:00 dividends on shares as currently recommended by the company's directors. This is over 100% increase from N1:20k paid to shareholders for the year 2011.

Dangote Cement...let's do business! 

Do you still need advice on where to invest...?

A BUILDER'S ROLE IN THE CONSTRUCTION PROCESS



Welcome to the series called 'Build your house'- BYH. In this class and subsequent posts, *winks*, you will learn
- BYB 101: things to do 'Before you build'
- BCI 101: building cost information
-BEAV 101: Building elements authenticity verification
-SBS 100: of sick buildings and how to know if your landlord is a wizard...lolz!

Ok! Ok!
Back to the subject at hand.

Yes. So you read the story of Ranti, a tenant to Mr/Mrs Akanbi where I mentioned the existence of a species of humans called Registered Builders. lol!. I also hinted that these species can help prevent getting your building x-rated by the ministry of environment, prevent collapse etc.
Lots of people have asked me since that Ranti's story post whether these people are not the same as architects, engineers etc. I actually saw those questions coming and now I'll answer them.

Actually, there are very many professionals working in the building industry. Each of them have specific roles they fulfil. Here are some of them;

1. Urban and Regional planners: you meet these guys first! They usually work with the government's town planning authorities. They  tell you what kind of building suits the land you have in the area you own it, according to their blueprint. You've heard of thousands of houses being demolished in Abuja, right? Its because these guys were neither consulted nor heeded. You best listen to these ogas at the top!

2. Architects: these people draw the plan! i.e, they plan the spaces and specify materials according to the codes and ruled stipulated by the town planning officials and provide working drawings. The plan they draw up is based on what the client tells them he wants.

3. Structural/Civil Engineers: these guys design and detail the structural elements of your building i.e, those parts of the building that give it rigidity and support...foundations, columns(pillars), beams, roofs members, based on loads they are expected to carry... They also determine the size and components of these elements. Civil engineers also plan for your external works such as drainages, paving stones, septic tanks etc.

4. Electrical and Mechanical Engineers:The electrical guys plan for all the electrical appliances, gadgets and lighting points within your new house. Its a tough job you see, because it entails more calculations than a trial and error electrician can successfully handle.
 Ever heard the acronym 'HVAC'? Heat, ventilation and air conditioning...This is the job of the mechanical engineer. They also design and specify materials for your plumbing systems. Just as I paired them here, they usually work hand in hand on construction sites to ensure safety of future building occupants. How? Ever wondered why wires are never allowed to run close to water pipes? If electric currents leaks into flowing water, the results can be deadly...in order to prevent such accidents in the future, they have to constantly review each other's plans.

5. Quantity surveyors: Every time I Remember those famous words of Jesus Christ: "no man sets out to build a house without first considering its cost...", these professionals come to mind. The QS is responsible for providing you with a Bill of Quantities based on the designs and specifications of all the above named professionals. If the QS' estimate is above your budget, then all of them return to the drawing board.


 Builder a.k.a construction manager
This individual is almost always confused with a contractor. The contractor is the firm or company who is awarded the contract to build. The Builder is the professional who is trained to make your dreams come true!
Let me explain.
The builder is an academically trained and registered professional who is responsible for managing every aspect of the construction of your building.
If the construction process is a movie, the builder is the producer and others are the script writers, technicians, actors etc...
This is because the builder takes all the documents prepared by the other professionals, then gathers materials, manpower and machinery to site to make it happen within the time, funds and quality stated by the client.
In order to do this they also produce documents such as program of work, method statement,site health and safety plan, quality management plans etc.
 Because they know building codes and construction standards, and fully understand the plans, drawings, and terms used by other professionals, they are able to implement them and direct  all site operations to give you value for your money.

More questions are welcome!

Tuesday 23 April 2013

6 REASONS YOU MAY NEVER SAY "I DO"


 Most people never plan to die alone in their apartments curled up with their cats,  or in some forlorn old people's home out in the middle of nowhere. It usually just happens. I used to think I would need to own a crystal ball to know if this was my  fate till I sat down to study the lives of senior men and women riding the relentless mule of age into the cold sun set. That was how I learnt of  these 6 reasons you may never marry.

1. You may be a narcissist!
Face it, nobody wants to live with the 'Antichrist'!
ever heard of narcissus?
You may not know it or admit it, but your  self obsession, constant jealousy, manipulative wiles and emotional unavailability is driving the ones who love you far far away. You have been repeatedly accused of those traits and you still wonder why they always leave... now you know more.
 This trait usually starts as a defensive mechanism in children who feel different, are constantly picked on or who have had very negative growing experiences but as one grows, these traits prevent the forming of beneficial  relationships at work and in other social spheres.
Remedy:  admit you have a problem. visit a psychologist, to help you discover the root cause of this disorder and work on/ release your insecurities.

2. Fear, bitterness and limiting believes
Everyone has got a fear of something. For some, it is the fear of being manipulated or taken advantage of by spouses in a relationship. this usually develops after a failed attempt at love and or watching a parent, friend or relation suffer infidelity at the hands of their own spouse.
Ever heard the phrase "men are dogs"? That comes from the very bitter heart of the person who has repeatedly witnessed the injustice suffered by her fellow women....saying things like this is an indication that this person may not allow themselves be truely vulnerable in their relationships and so may lack the ability to trust their partners- nothing destroys a relationship quicker!
 Limiting believes result from low self esteem; not believing one is good enough to attract a good mate. This comes from continually hearing, thinking and believing narcissistic parents, gaurdians, teachers, bosses and other bullies. Going into a committed relationship without addressing these self sabotaging mechanisms may be the reason why you could end up alone.
Remedy: admit you have a problemget a sheet of paper or even your smart phone. list out the negative thoughts, fears, beliefs you may have about having a spouse. Read books and blogs that provide tips on getting over the hurdles you just enumerated.

3. Your religious convictions.....or the lack of it.
ok! this is a pretty obvious one. if you are hoping to join the catholic priesthood, the religious orders or become a missionary to labour in your own Lord's vineyard, then no need to rack your brain over this one. Not having any religious convictions may also m=be marring your chances....at least here in naija. very few people would want to get hitched with someone who has no "fear of God". If you doubt what i'm saying, just ask around randomly, what they think is the most important trait their spouse should possess. Just saying....
Remedy: actually, there isn't a remedy here. Just do as birds of a feather...! Be yourself and Find like minded people to relate with.

4. Use of Sex, Drugs, Money and Alcohol
In my study, I found that the more sexual partners a person has had, the more difficult it is for them to find "the one". some people say that it is because men get too much free sex that they are not willing to settle The use of hard drugs and alcohol can also mar your chances of 'jumping the broom'. Yes, many people have pre-set standards on whether they will settle with a person who abuses narcotics. Most men, according to Steve Harvey, do not like women who smoke....and according to me, most Nigerian women frown on a man who smokes. the central point here is that self destructive habits that can leave you totally dependent and thus a liability to your spouse is a sure fire way to end up single.
mmmmm! Money. that's the number one sore subject between couples the world over. Whether having or making too little to support a family, having too much and becoming cocky,  slaving endlessly for it, using it as a bait, spending lavishly or being miserly, money can make or break your relationship. Once a partner suspects you may be doing the hard work of 'gold digging' on him or her or that you are too irresponsible with your money, they are most likely to walk away.
Remedy: do everything in moderation- sex,

5. Taking every single advice you get
Yea, you may not know you are doing it, but this may be your own way of sabotaging your chances at 'happily ever after'. I noticed  that in our society, once you get to a certain age and you are not married, everyone tries to counsel you. Listening to and following all these wise sayings may not be too good for you. Perhaps this may be the reason your even still single.
Remedy: be your self! get yourself in more social situations and you'll increase your chances of finding 'the one'.

6. You are too shy!
ladies and gentlemen, this can be a real problem. I would know because I have suffered this one personally. when you find it hard to make friends, you end up sitting alone even in a happy crowd, or you can't say how you truely feel for fear of being contradicted, then you must be a very shy person. This disorder, robs you of very many fun experiences as you find that you cant fully participate in social activities and when you dont mix up, you wont get noticed...
Remedy: admit you have this problem. Try and remember incidences in your childhood that may have killed your self-esteem. in your mind, meet with the little you and tell them how beautiful, sweet, wonderful, gifted, intelligent they are then embrace them lovingly. In your mind. Now change your waking affirmations. Tell yourself you are wonderful and that it takes another wonderful people to see it. take baby steps in being more friendly. learn how to make and hold eye contact for upto 4seconds with people you wish to be friendly with. Relax and be yourself!

Monday 22 April 2013

LIVING TO WIN!



Sports is always a challenge! To the physically strong, it is an opportunity to exceed previous performances at an event or activity or just indulgence in it for pleasure.
Oluwafemiayo at the 2012 paralympic games

 To those physically impaired, engaging in sport is usually their way of teaching humanity great lessons; that there are no excuses for not excelling in your situation and that whatever you set your mind to, you can achieve.
someone must have once told Pistorius that this would be impossible...

Sometimes, I gloss over such messages and forget the lessons  when things are too hard. this evening, I stumbled upon a rare challenge that gave new meaning to the word "empathy"





Erin Finn dares each of us spend an entire day in a wheelchair. Watch as he does an amazing sky fall  in a wheel chair in the video above. You should by now be re-appreciating the gift of your limbs. I sure am grateful for mine! 
Can you do it? Its a tough call for me. See others who took the challenge